Listening to Various Degrees of Failure and Tunelessness by
The Piper Downs, you feel like you’re in a movie
montage – the “we’re having fun” montage
where the characters are zipping around in a convertible,
playing Frisbee, drinking pony-necked beers and laughing
with perfect teeth. The band – whose name is
surely a reference to So I Married An Axe Murderer,
the world’s best Mike Myers film no matter what
anyone says – claims kinship with such groups
as Green Day and Jimmy Eat World. They’re also
reminiscent of a more melodic Heatmiser: they’ve
got the same “throw face at mic and hope for
the best” quality.
“When I sing, I sing louder,” promises
lead singer Bobby Bognar, and he’s not kidding – listening
to the energy jolting out of my speakers, I was itching
to hear these guys perform live. Not every band is
making music for the joy of it, but The Piper Downs
seem to be doing just that. Plus, the lyrics are occasionally
laugh-out-loud funny: “I am a dick, I am a dick,
I am addicted to you,” Bobby confesses. Hey Bobby,
I think that’s my line. Throw Various Degrees in
your car CD player on a sunny day and drive your four
best friends to the beach.
Favorite Track: Track 6, “Delicate”